(max, as mime)

My audience, it is I, MR. MAXIMOOSE, and I am in a box....applause

Here's a big hug TISSUES

Hey there, even though I am sick, I still managed to unpack a WHOLE BOX OF TISSUES!!!! Thank you mommy....your sheer and utter exhaustion made you a softy and you let me play with my favorite toy!!!! TISSUES RULE!!!!

Whoa whoa whoa!

Here I am, on the grass, in a ducky overall thing...TA DA!!!!